CNN Money: Nokia says door open for cooperation with Apple on web portal Ovi – Vanjoki (via Gizmodo)
management board member Anssi Vanjoki:

‘In Finnish, Ovi means door. And our door is open. Of course, Apple can get into our portal. We even invite (Apple Inc chief executive) Steve Jobs to do so,’ Vanjoki was quoted as saying.

Translation:

‘Ovi sounds like ovaries …because that’s what we replaced our balls with. Now that we are ball-less, we need Apple to make our web portal work. We didn’t realize Windows and their DRM sucked so bad.’