Just Like a Professional

My favorite part of the movie Get Rich Or Die Tryin’ was when 50 Cent used to deal drugs, and he would iron his money.
He ironed his fucking money. Now THAT is a professional.
I loved this idea so much that I now iron all my money. Try ironing your money* and tell me it doesn’t feel pro.

* Remember, dollar bills are made of linen, not paper, so you’re not going to hurt your cash.