I Can Do It Myself

MIT Technology Review: Data Shows Google’s Robot Cars Are Smoother, Safer Drivers Than You or I

Data gathered from Google’s self-driving Prius and Lexus cars shows that they are safer and smoother when steering themselves than when a human takes the wheel, according to the leader of Google’s autonomous-car project.

A robot can probably wipe my ass better than I can, but that doesn’t mean I want it to. I’m a human being, I can do it my damn self, thank you. Perfection is overrated.

Update: Actually, a robot can totally wipe my ass, just stay away from my car keys.