What, exactly are you wanting?

Across the Web today is news that Apple accidentally leaked specs and images on the new iPads being announced tomorrow.
From The Verge:

Regardless, if you were hoping for major design changes, the iTunes document all but confirms they’re not coming this year.
This is everything that is wrong with tech news today. If it’s not new, it sucks. It’s boring. Old news. They act like 5-year-olds getting bored with a new toy five minutes after opening it up.
What exactly is wrong with the current design of the iPad and iPad Mini that The Verge wants to see changed?