Cheap Laptops Are Cheap

Sometimes I don’t understand what the fuck The Verge is thinking. They’ve done “a cheap laptop showdown” between a Chromebook and Windows laptop.
The cons for the Toshiba Chromebook include:
Feels flimsy in your hands
Can’t run large programs like Photoshop
Limited number of offline-ready apps
We’re talking about a $400 shit-top. How are these cons surprising?
It’s like test-driving a crappy Kia and saying it can’t ford 3-foot high rivers or maneuver snow trails.
Regardless, the Chromebook got a 7.5 score. Makes total sense.

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Air Conditioner

How long has it taken a company to design a beautiful in-window air conditioner? Wikipedia says the ‘through-wall’ version was invented in 1935 by Chrysler. Quirky and General Electric just announced the Aros and it’s beautiful.
So roughly 80 fucking years. Jeez.
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I say thank you, Nest. You’ve alerted people to the fact that there’s a lot of home products that need to be rethought.

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Product(ive) Speculation

There’s good things you can do when you speculate and there’s stupid shit you can do.
Stupid speculation involves the mindless shit you see in stories like this on CNet: Apple’s rumored iWatch delays due to manufacturing issues?
A product can’t be delayed unless the company making the product has issued a launch date. Apple has done no such thing. So this speculative headline is a waste of time.
Then there’s the other kind of speculation. The fun speculation. The creative speculation that involves your imagination. I’m talking about when people imagine what a supposed product might look or work like. Or, if they’re disappointed in an existing product, showing you what’s possible in an alternate universe.
Of of my more recent favorite examples is the Microsoft rebranding done by (then student) Andrew Kim. This work landed him a job on the XBox team.
The newest Apple rumor, as mentioned above, is Apple’s supposed iWatch.
Designer Todd Hamilton created a beautiful animated 3-D rendering of his vision of the “iWatch”:

Now, we can argue about the practicality of Hamilton’s idea and poke holes in all the things he might have done wrong, but to do so would be to miss the point. Design is iterative. Hamilton’s iWatch video should be seen as a baton in a race someone else can pick up and run with and improve.
The Version One of anything is usually not what the Shipped Version looks and works like (neither are a lot of Version Twos, Threes, Fours and Fives).

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Context

Context looks like a great design tool:

Use the design tools you already know to create stunning photorealistic onscreen mockups with a click. Context links with Illustrator to allow you to see your concepts realized side-by-side, while you work.
Subscription licensing starts at $9 a month.

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Coffee Is For Closers

From the Verge:

Intel promised to unveil an internet TV service by the end of 2013, but with just months to go, the project’s prospects may be floundering. According to All Things D, Intel needs additional funding to keep the project going. It’s reportedly spoken with both Amazon and Samsung about the possibility of them pitching in money or distribution services to help keep the internet TV project alive. But if Intel can’t find a partner, that may be the end of the line: ATD says that the project could simply be scrapped.
How about this: Don’t talk before you ship.

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Right On Schedule

Most of us geeks and nerds know Apple’s product cycles are pretty regular.
I know this from not only following the tech news regularly, but I’ve also known about MacRumor’s Mac Buyer’s Guide for at least 8 years now. Apple releases a new iPhone every year, or to be more accurate, every 338 days.
Please share this knowledge with any non-nerd/geek relatives who nag you about whether they should get a new iPhone now or wait.
There’s absolutely no reason anyone should still be saying, “Dammit! I wish I had known Apple was going to drop a new iPhone. I would have waited.”
No more excuses.

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Scoop of All Scoops

BGR has unearthed leaked photos of Apple’s next-gen iPad:

FanaticFone has just published fresh pictures of the next iPad’s rear shell and has found that its frame measures in at 24 centimeters by 16.8 centimeters, which is slightly smaller than the current-generation iPad that measures in at 24 centimeters by 18.6 centimeters. FanaticFone also notices that “the distance between the border and screen of the iPad 5 is much shorter than the former iPads'” and now measures at 3 millimeters…
The distance between the border and screen of the iPad 5 is much shorter than the former iPads!
Sweet fancy Moses!*
Talk about a scoop.
I’ll need some time to process this.
*hat tip, George Costanza, again.

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Proportions

Hardware/software specs aside, I’m not feeling the proportions of the new Nexus 7.
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The fat ends compared to the thin edges? It just doesn’t look right.

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