The Broken Wheel

You probably heard people who say, “Don’t re-invent the wheel.”
While the wheel doesn’t need to be re-invented, the elevator does. Every elevator. In every country. Across the planet. Get rid of them all and re-invent that bitch.
This comes from someone who has been in many elevators in his life, and while my experience with elevators may only be Manhattan-based, I’m confident that every single person in the world who has rode an elevator feels the same way.
Dover. Otis. Westinghouse.
You’re all fired.
You all suck.