Balls

First man to jump out of a plane without a parachute and lived to tell the tale.
You might say, “Sure, but he was wearing one of those flying squirrel suits and he landed on foam blocks, that’s why he survived.”
I say he survived because his enormous balls cushioned the fall.
You go try it, pansy.
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