Instagrammable? Ok.

So Rihanna’s choice to highlight her bare breasts with 216,000 crystals on an extremely Instagrammable night — a night she was being honored with the CFDA’s Fashion Icon Award, no less — was not only on purpose, but a brilliant strategy. She ensured that thousands of users would commit the same atrocity (posting her nipples) that got her banned in the first place, and she also took another step in what is bound to be an incredibly long journey towards removing the stigma attached to the female breast.
—Isabella Biedenharn, Flavorwire
I won’t lie, Rihanna has some perky crystals.

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Weekly Exhaust, The Podcast


That’s right. Your favorite contributors from Daily Exhaust—Michael Mulvey and Bryan Larrick—have taken to the digital air waves with a new podcast, Weekly Exhaust.
What is Weekly Exhaust? It’s a talk show version of what you see here. Bryan and I talk about whatever the hell we feel like talking about and we do it for about an hour, once a week. This usually includes technology news, hardware, software, shitty movies, great movies, cars, art, artists and writing to name a few topics.
We (try to) record on Friday mornings, and I usually have episodes edited and posted by Sunday night. It’s raw and we’re still figuring things out, but stick will us and I guarantee it will keep getting better with each new episode.
You can find Weekly Exhaust on iTunes and on the official Weekly Exhaust blog.
I don’t know him, but I want to give a big thank you to Dan Benjamin for generously posting his podcasting expertise on The Podcasting Handbook. I’m a big fan of Dan’s 5by5 Network.
Also, a thank you to Squarespace for making it super easy to syndicate a podcast from my Squarespace blog to iTunes (Squarespace really needs to sponsor this podcast, just a suggestion).

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“Wrote yourself into a corner? Remove the corner.”

Uh-oh. DE contributor Bryan Larrick is back with the October Horrorshow:

October is here. Rejoice! For this is the best month in which to watch horror films. Summer has just died and the month ends with Halloween. The chill that has suddenly arisen in the air portends the coming cold slumber of winter…or the passing whisper of a phantom. To celebrate, Missile Test once again dedicates the month to reviewing horror films. The good, the bad, or the putrid. It doesn’t matter. If there’s blood, it gets a watch. Welcome to the fifth annual October Horrorshow. First up is a real winner.
He’s going to be posting a new horror film review each day this month.
The first is a real winner, Resident Evil: Retribution:
As for the casting choices, it’s rare to see an ensemble this uniformly bad in a movie that doesn’t have the words “fast” and/or “furious” in its title. Or, to put it another way, how does a cast get worse AFTER it loses Ali Larter from one film to the next? The answer: it adds Sienna Guillory.

The single worst acting I have ever seen in a film was turned in by Robbi Morgan in the original Friday the 13th. With her performance in Retribution, Guillory has seized the crown. It was a stunningly inept performance, on par with a class of kindergarteners putting on a Christmas pageant, or the awkward openings of porn scenes. Although, I’m pretty sure Sasha Grey or Traci Lords would have been better in this movie. I will never forget how maliciously Guillory butchered the art of acting for as long as I live, unless some other brave soul surpasses her level of futility in some future project.
Grab the popcorn.

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Market Socialism

Amidst all the news from Syria, Breaking Bad recaps, and for some reason, polarizing reaction to Miley Cyrus’s performance at the VMAs, the New York Times this week has been running a fascinating series of long form articles about ESPN’s dominance in sports programming. Today’s article focused on bundling, the practice of cable companies packaging multiple channels together under a single price. This has the effect of requiring cable customers to purchase channels they may not watch.
For example, a quick search in the tubes tells me that were I to purchase the Digital TV package from Time Warner Cable, I would get over 200 different channels. That sounds great. That’s quite a lot of choice. But included in that package are channels I would never, ever watch. Ranked from least watchable, to least least watchable, these would be the Golf Channel, QVC, MTV, and anything in Spanish or having to do with soccer. Inherently, this is an unfair system.
Cable customers are paying cable companies for access to channels they
don’t watch, and the cable companies are, in turn, sending some of that money to the channels in the form of licensing fees. Customers who don’t watch certain channels are subsidizing programming on these channels. In a situation that turns political and economic ideology on its head, we’re seeing what can best be described as free market socialism. Without government involvement, the marketplace has dictated redistributing funds from the individual to a corporation (in this case, a cable channel), when the corporation has provided as little as the OPTION to use its service.
The cable companies and channels are ecstatic with the arrangement, because everyone loves getting free money. Of course, when enough money gets involved, so do politicians. Ideas for requiring cable companies to offer à la carte services have been bouncing around Washington for years, but lobbying by the cable companies and channels has been pretty adept at keeping these ideas from becoming legislation.
On the surface, offering à la carte channels to customers, where they only pay for the channels they want, sounds like a great idea. Using legislation to achieve this goal does not, for the simple reason that such legislation seems like it would be rife with unintended consequences.
The New York Times article points out that ESPN, being so successful, receives over five dollars a month per customer in fees, bringing in billions of dollars a year for its parent company, Disney. In turn, it uses a lot of this money to secure rights for future programming from major sports leagues and the NCAA. If ESPN found its revenue from subscribers reduced to only people who specifically asked for ESPN, they would have much less money available to secure those programming rights, making the quality of its programming suffer. It’s not just ESPN. This would happen to all non-premium cable channels. AMC would have less money for producing shows like Mad Men and Breaking Bad. Instead of airing cheap reality shows that require actual staff, The History Channel would have to go back to airing cheaper documentaries that use stock footage and hastily cobbled together voiceovers. And SyFy…well, they’d still be able to find enough money in their couch cushions to pay the Asylum to keep making shitty movies. But the point is, in order to make up the difference in lost subscribers, fees would have to go up. Inversely, marginal channels, those that have small viewership but are part of larger packages, would probably have trouble staying in business.
The diversity in programming would suffer. It truly is a bizarre situation when the market creates its own form of subsidies that fosters diversity, and it would be government regulation that destroys that model of redistribution.
In the end, though, none of this may matter. Customers have been dropping cable at a steady clip. If there is an à la carte option out there, it’s the internet. Instead of buying access to an entire channel, people are making it clear they prefer access only to the shows they watch.
It’s disruption at its finest, and it’s clear the cable companies, channels, and legislators are arguing over a paradigm that is rushing quickly to obsolescence.

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