Life Is Never
Just Do It
—overheard
Problem. Solved.
—Me
“Getting overcharged on the cheese”
McSweeney’s gives us sexual euphemisms that won’t catch on.
What makes these so funny for me is that my brain tries to figure out what each phrase could describe.
The reader becomes an active participant in the joke-making process.
via Coudal
Love Causes It
Forever Young
What Time Is It?
via Twitter
Don’t Be Assholes
via Cameron Moll
A Minor Obstacle
via Sad and Useless
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AGENT: We got you into a few emoticons.
ASTERISK: Even Semi-Colon is eating our lunch in the emoticon space. If I see one more winking smile…
AGENT: Yeah, but Go the F**k to Sleep bought you a cottage in Montauk.
—McSweeney’s: The Asterisk Kvetches to Its Agent
Try Again
via Lifehacker
We Got a Comedian Over Here
via Twitter
Way Out
—overheard this weekend